“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”

In case some of you have had your head stuck up your ass for the past 2 months, you know that this Saturday, Jon Stewert (and Stephen Colbert...shhhh) will be taking D.C. by storm to restore America's sanity.  I don't know about you, but I really need my sanity restored.  The teabaggers and Fox News are making me seriously consider moving to Canada.  Up until now, I have resorted to watching clips of Anna Nicole Smith (may she rest in peace) to remind myself that I haven't gone over the edge.  While most of you who go are going are anticipating a good laugh, some playful day drinking, and people watching, I will be consciously making an effort to restore/reclaim my sanity.

Attention California Voters:

With almost a week away from voting, the ladies of 906

Endorse Propositions:
19
20
21 (pumpkin muffin, baby and lulu)
24 (baby)
25 (sweet potato, lulu)

And a big fuck you to Propositions:
21 (sweet potato)
22
23 (oil companies are endorsing...)
24
25 (baby, pumpkin muffin)
26
27

barbara boxer
jerry brown

Lovely Things I Love

Etsy sent me an email today with a list of natural history inspired items! HOW PERFECT! I about died, they are all so cool. Totally my thing...one day I expect my future, non-UCDC furnished home to be outfitted with precious treasures like these. I can be such a nerd, but I love the whole natural history aesthetic that is popping up everywhere...who knew that the stuff I like to study is all the rage in design right now? Its so vintage inspired...a real throwback to the type of art styles that are truly unique to the 1800's. I can picture a Jane Austen character in a grand library tinkering with alchemy and natural history books open on a big dark reading table, natural light streaming through the foggy window... Hahahaha, aka, that would be me if I lived in a Jane Austen novel. Anyhow, I'm loving this look right now! Now I think I need to go watch Pride and Prejudice and drool over Mr. Darcy...excuse me....

I spy with my little eye...

Lulu in her natural habitat.   See how she's made a nest with her favorite things... computer, check!  postcards, check!  comfy comfy comforter, check!

Solve This Riddle

There is a cabin in the middle of the woods. There are no footprints anywhere around the cabin. Seven DEAD people are in the cabin, and they all died at the same time. How did they die?


THINK HARD MY FRIENDS.

Loves Girl Band

Find more artists like girl band at MySpace Music

SO STOKED SO STOKED SO STOKED

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE!!! You will probably find me at the midnight showing wearing a Harry Potter costume. Less than a month until it comes out!

strong words from fellow monrovians

"you fuck around with us, we'll fill yo body up with lead"... classy? yeah, these dudes are from my hometown and as you can see they made sure to include our cemetery, railroad tracks and liquor store. HOT! Don't get me wrong, I looooooove Monrovia. But I loooove making fun of it more!

I leave you with this tribute. HOLLA!

Enjoying life and cooking and researching fishy wishies

As I walked around work all day in a tired stupor, I was having the worst time for awhile. I hate working when I'm half asleep. Not to mention I forgot my smart trip card this morning, but at least I didn't knock over any business men in my usual flustered run to the orange/blue line. I spent a good hour with my forehead on the desk, doing absolutely nada. Then around 10:00 am, I had my eyes closed and my mouth in a yawn, but I suddenly realized that I was in the lab all by myself. So I got up and did everything I wouldn't be able to do if the other interns were in. Mainly I practiced all my dance moves hahaha. I had my ipod on and I danced through the stacks for like an hour; that woke me up real quick. Blasting this song a lot today. Also I got to bust out the Cupid Shuffle and got to move a muscle. The MSC can be so serious...always sitting, walking around looking for missing illustrations or photographs...peeling old tape off drawings... But not today; today I broke the "serious" rule. So nice too! Letting loose at work is such a release and I recommend everyone do it. At the end of my work day I had the best time looking at some illustrations by an artist named Drayton. They were stunning...and so old! They dated back to 1840 and came from the first US Ichthyology exploring expedition: the Wilkes Expedition. SO BOMB! I'm getting excited about my research project.

Later today I made a delicioso dinner, which made me feel so domestic for once.
Right now I'm listening to Sweet Potato's strange rap...she tends to burst into 3-second giggles every 10 seconds or so, especially after the sound of gun shots goes off. I'm quite amused.

Plays-With Squirrels

Reference video for the title of this post:


But the point of this post is to share my horrible squirrel experience today. Unlike Eric Matthews, I do not "play-with squirrels." Today though, a squirrel mistook me for a playmate, and not the playboy kind. I got off the metro and was walking home from work. Now when I walk home I walk through a park, this park happens to be infested with pigeons and squirrels. Usually everyone keeps to themselves and hangs out with their own kind. Not today. As I was walking down the path I noticed one particular squirrel staring at me. I happen to have a history with squirrels. In high school a squirrel ran across my toes at a park, a few days ago I got way too close for comfort, squirrels and I generally don't mix. So when I saw this guy staring me down I decided to return the challenge. I continued to walk and stare. He just kept sitting there staring at me. Then all of a sudden he went on the offensive and started scampering towards me. So naturally I chickened out and started briskly walking away... but it followed! so i broke out into a run and it finally stopped. And then I looked around and the homeless people were staring... I was being looked at like an insane person by homeless people. I have reached new lows. Just thought I would share this experience with you... and it gave me an excuse to post Boy Meets World on our blog

Limp Bizkit?

Babes and I were discussing how our days went today and I began by saying, "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fucked and everybody sucks" - that line is straight out of a limp bizkit song, kinda embarrassing, right?  Well, I cannot deny my past.  In middle school I was a big fan of limp bizkit, system of a down, p.o.d., and rage against the machine.  While my friends were collecting posters of Britney Spears, Xtina and all those boy bands, I was blasting Nookie, alone, in my bedroom.

Rebel?  FUCK YA

Hardy Ha Ha

If this doesn't make you laugh 'til you look like this ........

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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute

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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.

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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis

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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...

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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.

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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless? - (That sounds like something I would do :/ )

Babeh Sloth!

This is what I get when I look up my name on Google??!

WALL-E

K so that's not exactly how you pronounce Wale's name but whatevs it's funnier that way. We are lovinnnn the DC rap scene cuz we're all hella ghetto n shit. And cuz this video was partly filmed outside Ben's Chili Bowl where we finally ventured to this weekend... I recommend going not during the lunch hour. Or maybe just going to Johnny Rocket's instead? Those are some bomb chili fries. But I digress. The point is we are jammin to Wale and Lady Gags (pronounced gahhgs) and are pretty much obsessed. He's not as good as DJ Pauly D WHO IS COMING TO DC THIS WEEKEND, but he's a close second that's for sure. GTL baby.

God Bless Amurricaaa!

I like Americans. We can be smart, we can be powerful and we can be down right embarrassing. That’s right, we are embarrassing. But it’s the fact that we acknowledge how embarrassing we are that makes us AWESOME. We are humbled by our humility. You can see the daily taunts by the Daily Show and the latest jab by South Park which both keep us on our toes. Just last week, SP poked fun at the outrageous characters of Jersey Shore – particularly Snooki. Now, I love Snooki… she along with her other Jersey chums are on the most watched reality TV show in America, and their lives center around GTL, embarrassing? I’d say so. But no matter how embarrassing they are I love that America acknowledges it. God Bless America and God Bless Her Humility!

I leave you with Snooki. Warning, contents are disturbing - and bad quality (copy right issues).

YOUR TEAM.

in case you don't know what the title refers too... if you are reading this post you are currently losing to the girls of 906 because you have one more ugly person on your team than us. if you think you can get us back go ahead and try. this guy counts as a lot of people becase he has so many pics. EXPLORE THE FASHIONS SECTION. soooo good looking.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

If you really knew me... you would know that I lost my virginity to a squirrel... it was an albino one too... and they're everywher in DC... EVERYWHERE

What's your porn star name?

(The name of your first pet combined with the name of the first street you lived on)

Pumpkin muffin: Rosie Celine. Eh....

Baby : Silky Grand. Kinda hot...

Sweet Potato: Snuggly Greystone. WIN

Lulu: Trixie Cummings. SO. MUCH. WIN.

FUCKING FINALLY

Hello all you avid readers of 906's blog.

I know how much you are craving hearing from us which is the ONLY reason I waited 93487598 fucking hours for this page to load. The internet here might possibly be the worst internet I have experienced. It makes me pine for the days of dial up. At least it had that awesome noise to entertain you while you waited.

As you can see we have already posted some videos for your viewing pleasure. They are fucking hilarious so if you didn't laugh you should probably just stop reading our blog now. Your sense of humor clearly does not mesh with ours and we all know our sense of humor is far superior. Just kidding... well kind of. You really should think those videos are hilarious but if you don't you can still read our blog to keep updated on our lives. I wouldn't blame you for wanting to know what we are doing.

As you can tell our blog is going to be extremely serious and informational. Where else would you be able to find information on sea elf wigs? You are welcome.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell, you know you love me...
XOXO,
906

WTF is this?! who would buy this?!

www.etsy.com/listing/28416276/the-sea-elf-wig

My buddy Shia runs like a dickhead.

This is true knowledge.

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