FUCKING FINALLY

Hello all you avid readers of 906's blog.

I know how much you are craving hearing from us which is the ONLY reason I waited 93487598 fucking hours for this page to load. The internet here might possibly be the worst internet I have experienced. It makes me pine for the days of dial up. At least it had that awesome noise to entertain you while you waited.

As you can see we have already posted some videos for your viewing pleasure. They are fucking hilarious so if you didn't laugh you should probably just stop reading our blog now. Your sense of humor clearly does not mesh with ours and we all know our sense of humor is far superior. Just kidding... well kind of. You really should think those videos are hilarious but if you don't you can still read our blog to keep updated on our lives. I wouldn't blame you for wanting to know what we are doing.

As you can tell our blog is going to be extremely serious and informational. Where else would you be able to find information on sea elf wigs? You are welcome.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell, you know you love me...
XOXO,
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