SLAPPIN' DAT ASS

Listen fellas... women do not like it when you slap our butts. Baby and I (Sweet Potato) were conversing with our buddies from 708 about how much IV sucks during Halloween. Baby explained it perfectly: guys have the advantage to "slap dat ass" because by the time the booty bombshell turns around the culprit is lost among the crowd.

Our friends from 708 had some helpful advice.

• Put sticky tape on your ass... so their hand gets stuck.
• Springs.  Large metal springs so their hand's slapping force projects back onto to them (think Newton's law of force).
• Tacks
• Frog Poison - dead on contact!
• Magnesium phosphate - this will cause the culprit to explode upon force, although you may suffer some risk...
• Knives 

 I can't wait to try out the frog poison.

"You cant be old and wise if you were never young and crazy"

So that quote basically sums up the girls of 906's weekend. Young and crazy indeed. We are slowly realizing how jaded we are by going to school at ucsb. The rest of the world just cannot hang. This weekend is evidence to that fact. Saturday night got way too absurd. Let's just say things got weird. One of us took a break half way through the night to do unmentionable things in order to bring herself out of blackout town, one of us got fully and completely stalked by a hipster, one of us got not just a number but a whole business card, and all of us went way too hard. In a good way. When we attempted to tell the weekend stories to friends not in dc they did not think it was hilarious or awesome... they just judged us. So if you are reading this and judging us, stop that. Wait until you hear the full story, that is something judge worthy. Ha.

If Lulu could have a lesbian moment with any woman...

It would most definitely be this one:

Yup. Good ol' Tegan Quin from the band Tegan and Sara. LOVE her. She's hot, she's cool, she's gay, she plays guitar, she sings, she's witty...I especially love the witty. If this doesn't make you fall in love with her a little bit, then I'm at a lost explaining my minor lesbian obsession.

If you were a rockstar, which rockstar would you be?

Sweet Potato would be Stevie Nicks, (duh), primarily because of this video.




Lulu would be Karen O.



Pumpkin Muffin would be Jenny Louis.




And Baby would be Katy Perry.

more sloth comin' atcha

I've been contemplating doing a trip to costa rica JUST to work with sloths. Spring Break 2011????

Funn-ay. This is so funn-ay.

My friend Bear shared this link with me. Best. Shit. Ever. My Nigga.