Listen fellas... women do not like it when you slap our butts. Baby and I (Sweet Potato) were conversing with our buddies from 708 about how much IV sucks during Halloween. Baby explained it perfectly: guys have the advantage to "slap dat ass" because by the time the booty bombshell turns around the culprit is lost among the crowd.
Our friends from 708 had some helpful advice.
- Put sticky tape on your ass... so their hand gets stuck.
- Springs. Large metal springs so their hand's slapping force projects back onto to them (think Newton's law of force).
- Tacks
- Frog Poison - dead on contact!
- Magnesium phosphate - this will cause the culprit to explode upon force, although you may suffer some risk...
- Knives
I can't wait to try out the frog poison.
I think a python would also do the trick
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