So as sad as it is to say outloud, or in a blog post as the case may be, the girls of 906 are no more. I mean we still exist and are alive and everything, we are just no longer situated in DC, let alone in room 906. Sweet potato and I discussed putting up a post summing up our whole quarter in DC the day after we left. Well it is four days later and I am just beginning this post. I was going to start writing it on the plane ride home but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Our experience was, I think, wayyyy too fun to put into a blog post, but I'm going to try. This might be an absurdly long post, or it might be way too short. I haven't really decided yet, we'll see where the wind blows me.
I'm going to start with our first impression of sweet potato. She may not want this floating around on the internet but I'm doing it anyway. First of all we couldn't find her on facebook... always a bad sign. Turns out she was just unsearchable but that added to our anxiousness while we were waiting for her to show up. Pumpkin muffin, Lulu, and Baby had all arrived perfectly on time and when we were supposed to... Sweet potato on the other hand, did not. She came sprinting in to the room right as our welcome meeting was starting all sweaty and gross. Oh well hi there champ!! (Hahah sweet potat). She barely made it but she did make it. Well after that we all started to get to know each other and meet other people and what not but SP did an excellent job of this. The first weekend she went out and got WAY too hammered. This resulted in us putting her to bed, her rolling out of bed incurring a bloody nose on the way. We proceded to put her back to bed. Then in the middle of the night she decided she had to pee. A logical place to pee would be the bathroom. But not for SP!!! She decides to pop a squat next to Baby's head while sleeping. Luckily she stopped her in time but then she tried to pee on Pumpkin and Lulu also. In the end she decided it would be best to just pee in the corner next to our door. Good choice sweet potato. HAHA. So there was our first weekend. We were left thinking who the fuck is this chick?! Turns out she is awesome and that night is just hilarious.
The next few weekends went by without incident. Until the infamous Georgetown night. It started off as a wine night... which entailed each of us drinking a bottle to ourselves. Great idea right? Wrong. Sweet Potato and Lulu went out to Gtown first. Seems the bottle of wine plus other drinks was a bad idea for SP and she was on her way to another bloody nose night. In order to pull herself out of this blackout she did the only logical thing... went looking for a black man in a coach hat. If you don't know what a black man in a coach hat means then figure it out. Well this method did indeed work and SP remembers most of the rest of her night. Including meeting an awesome TimmyTommy. Lulu on the other hand, was not so lucky. She met a Salamander. Totes her type... until shit started getting creepy. Salamander was lovin the Lulu but she peaced out without giving him what he wanted... so he decided to follow Baby home to get to Lulu. Now Baby was not in the best shape so she didn't notice this. But Salamander stuck his foot in the door so he could get into our apartment without having to knock....CREEPY RIGHT?! yea we thought so. So anyways shit went down. I would comment on Baby's night but no one really knows what happened there... Except that she got into Third Edition with possibly the worst fake known to mankind. But hey, it worked.
The rest of the weekends also went by without incident... some boy drama here and there but that is to be expected living with 4 girls. Everyone had their fair share of that. Well besides Pumpkin Muffin... don't worry Dan the Man with a Tan, she was an angel. The last night though... Now that was some fun shit. We attended an around the world party. For those of you who don't know what that is, because let's be real I didn't until we got there, it's a prat in which each different room the party is being held in is a different country. I think on this particular night we visited America, Cuba, Russia, Ireland, and Japan. It was quite the whirlwind trip. After that SP and Lulu went out to Georgetown. Baby went to the Mighty Pint with others. That was an adventure to say the least. Many many many drunken people and activities. Our time in DC could not have ended on a better note.
To everyone who read through this whole post good for you. It turned out to be a little on the long side. All in all Mom (Sweet potato) and Dad were back together for the end of our trip, Lulu went galavanting off to New York a free woman (no longer in college!!!!), Baby came home to live out the next month of her non 21ness in peace (BUT you better believe that when we get back to SB shit is going to get wild on January 15), and Pumpkin Muffin went back to where her heart is to hang with the fam before embarking on her LAST half year of college!!!! We love all of you so so so much because clearly if you are reading this then you love us too. It's not goodbye, it's see ya later.
Oh and you better believe this is not the last of the blog. The four of us will, afterall, be reunited in sb and the adventures will continue.
******** This is an addition to my part after reading Sweet Potato's and Lulu's entries after mine. I know my post was highlighting the absurdness of our lives but I also have to say that I would trust these girls with my life. The fact that Sweet Potato can get a little wild (lovez it) and Lulu has the occassional creepy hookup (haha) and Pumpkin Muffin skypes the shit out of Dan the Man with a Tan (HAHA) makes me love them even moreeee. I know DC would have sucked without these girls making me laugh every single day and cry the day I had to leave them. You girls literally made my 3 months worth having. So cheesey but hey I had to add something nice to the end since you guys were both nice to me :) loversz you.
oh and also Sweet Potato... don't think that me walking in on you changing was always an accident... ;) bahahahaa
Wow, that Sweet Potato sounds like a hot mess! WINKS
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